1 00:00:35,226 --> 00:00:38,957 [Speaking Japanese] 2 00:00:45,836 --> 00:00:48,361 [Japanese] 3 00:02:04,982 --> 00:02:07,348 [Grunting] 4 00:02:22,299 --> 00:02:24,392 [Screams, Grunts] 5 00:02:31,475 --> 00:02:34,706 [Yelling] 6 00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:47,890 [Neck Cracks] 7 00:02:57,101 --> 00:03:01,231 [Yelling] 8 00:03:01,338 --> 00:03:03,932 [Screaming] 9 00:03:17,187 --> 00:03:19,087 [Japanese] 10 00:03:19,189 --> 00:03:22,522 [Japanese] 11 00:03:55,326 --> 00:03:57,419 [Voice On Speaker, Japanese] 12 00:03:57,528 --> 00:03:59,462 Bingo. All three checked out. 13 00:03:59,563 --> 00:04:01,463 Mission accomplished, Frohike. 14 00:04:02,933 --> 00:04:05,834 [Japanese] 15 00:04:07,905 --> 00:04:11,033 [Shouts In Japanese] 16 00:04:13,744 --> 00:04:15,678 [Voice On Speaker, Japanese] 17 00:04:16,847 --> 00:04:19,315 [Whispering] Answer him. Answer him. 18 00:04:22,586 --> 00:04:26,022 [Japanese] 19 00:04:26,123 --> 00:04:28,523 [Screams] 20 00:04:28,626 --> 00:04:30,890 [Radio Static] 21 00:04:45,643 --> 00:04:47,611 [Clattering] 22 00:04:50,047 --> 00:04:52,277 [Grunts] 23 00:05:13,671 --> 00:05:15,730 Sayonara, baby. 24 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:18,137 - Run for it! - [Grunts] 25 00:05:20,144 --> 00:05:22,874 [Grunts] 26 00:05:23,914 --> 00:05:27,714 [Both Screaming] 27 00:06:41,191 --> 00:06:43,091 [Sniffs] 28 00:07:01,378 --> 00:07:03,869 [Golf Club Swinging] 29 00:07:51,395 --> 00:07:53,226 Fore. 30 00:08:18,155 --> 00:08:20,715 [Doorbell Buzzing] 31 00:08:20,824 --> 00:08:22,724 Oh, man. 32 00:08:28,665 --> 00:08:31,395 Well, that was fast. 33 00:08:32,836 --> 00:08:35,236 Hey, where are the papers? 34 00:08:35,339 --> 00:08:38,069 Sitting on some loading dock somewhere. 35 00:08:38,175 --> 00:08:40,643 The printers would not give them to us on credit. 36 00:08:40,744 --> 00:08:45,044 Whoa. Uh-uh. Byers, we gotta get that Japanese whaling story out to the public. 37 00:08:45,148 --> 00:08:48,549 What do you want me to say? We spent our last $1,200 getting the story. 38 00:08:48,652 --> 00:08:52,349 - We didn't save any money for publishing it. - I figured that would happen. 39 00:08:52,456 --> 00:08:54,947 Oh, I am not in the mood for "I told you so's," Langly. 40 00:08:55,058 --> 00:08:58,653 Far from it. If you guys are interested, I've figured out the answer to our money problems. 41 00:08:58,762 --> 00:09:01,094 - Oh, yeah? What's that? - We need to sell more papers. 42 00:09:01,198 --> 00:09:05,601 - Easier said than done. - Not when you've got "Lone Gunwoman of the Week." 43 00:09:05,702 --> 00:09:09,934 Oh, good Lord, Langly. We can't use that. 44 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:13,305 - She's... She's... - She's amazing. 45 00:09:15,646 --> 00:09:18,774 And doesn't belong on the cover of any legitimate publication. 46 00:09:18,882 --> 00:09:21,612 We're supposed to be fighting for truth, justice and the American way here. 47 00:09:21,718 --> 00:09:25,154 Well, what the hell is this? This isn't fighting? 48 00:09:25,255 --> 00:09:27,314 I put my butt on the line week in and week out... 49 00:09:27,424 --> 00:09:30,552 while you and Byers hide behind the scenes. 50 00:09:30,661 --> 00:09:33,562 Yeah, your butt, my brains. I should be a dot-com gazillionaire... 51 00:09:33,664 --> 00:09:35,791 instead of gracing you two with my hacking brilliance. 52 00:09:35,899 --> 00:09:38,629 - Bickering won't solve anything. - Byers, don't get holier than thou. 53 00:09:38,735 --> 00:09:41,397 Yeah, Mr. Big Picture, Mr. Mission. 54 00:09:41,505 --> 00:09:44,303 It's easy to talk about the stories we need to write. 55 00:09:44,408 --> 00:09:48,310 Fighting whaling or illegal government surveillance or who killed J.F.K. 56 00:09:48,412 --> 00:09:53,145 But you have to ask yourself, how far will you go to print them? 57 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:56,413 - Not that far. - [Doorbell Buzzes] 58 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:58,420 Ahh. 59 00:10:04,027 --> 00:10:06,154 Sorry, buddy. 60 00:10:08,632 --> 00:10:10,532 Uh, guys. 61 00:10:22,879 --> 00:10:25,780 Well, aren't you going to invite me in? 62 00:10:25,882 --> 00:10:28,442 Depends. Are you here to kill us? 63 00:10:28,552 --> 00:10:32,454 Melvin, would you really be caught dead in that robe? 64 00:10:32,556 --> 00:10:37,016 I must admit the thought of revenge did cross my mind. 65 00:10:37,127 --> 00:10:40,824 You cost me a tidy profit when you stole my Octium IV chip. 66 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,831 Our Octium IV chip. 67 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:46,494 We've returned it to its rightful owner now that we've published our exposé of it. 68 00:10:46,603 --> 00:10:49,401 How wonderful of you. Ah! 69 00:10:49,506 --> 00:10:54,307 Conspiracy theories and masturbation. I suspected there was a connection. 70 00:10:54,411 --> 00:10:56,311 What do you want, Yves? 71 00:10:56,413 --> 00:10:59,405 Right. Down to business then. 72 00:11:01,151 --> 00:11:03,949 This morning, a body was found in a Long Island Dumpster. 73 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:07,581 Ayoung man called Alex Goldsmith. Better known as Double Bogey. 74 00:11:07,691 --> 00:11:10,660 - D.B., the golf nut. - Hacker extraordinaire. 75 00:11:10,761 --> 00:11:12,991 - You knew him? - [Byers] By reputation. 76 00:11:13,096 --> 00:11:14,996 After the '97 Masters Tournament... 77 00:11:15,098 --> 00:11:17,464 he hijacked theJumboTron screen in Times Square. 78 00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:20,559 Made it flash "Tiger is God" for 26 minutes. 79 00:11:20,670 --> 00:11:23,400 Classic hack. Who smoked him? 80 00:11:23,507 --> 00:11:26,806 The police seem to think it was a drug deal gone bad. 81 00:11:26,910 --> 00:11:30,073 But that doesn't take into account the three match-grade frangible slugs... 82 00:11:30,180 --> 00:11:34,082 dug from his chest... ammunition used by intelligence services around the globe. 83 00:11:34,184 --> 00:11:36,584 But certainly not gangbangers. 84 00:11:36,686 --> 00:11:40,782 So, who wanted one of the world's best hackers dead? 85 00:11:40,891 --> 00:11:42,791 And why are you telling us? 86 00:11:42,893 --> 00:11:45,919 There's a story to be uncovered here, wouldn't you say? 87 00:11:46,029 --> 00:11:48,520 Unless, of course, you're no longer journalists... 88 00:11:48,632 --> 00:11:49,633 but budding pornographers. 89 00:11:49,633 --> 00:11:50,531 but budding pornographers. 90 00:12:19,629 --> 00:12:22,393 [Tires Screeching] 91 00:12:22,499 --> 00:12:25,059 [Engine Sputters, Stalls] 92 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,632 [Engine Cranking] 93 00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:49,450 This is the place, right? 94 00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:51,459 Yeah, yeah. 95 00:12:51,561 --> 00:12:54,621 [Groans] Now turn off the damn engine and stop wasting my gas. 96 00:12:54,731 --> 00:12:56,631 Oh, here we go with the gas again. 97 00:12:56,733 --> 00:12:59,497 It's a known carcinogen. Got like a pint of it in my stomach. 98 00:12:59,603 --> 00:13:03,937 You drew the short straw. How was I supposed to know that you don't know how to siphon? 99 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,974 And you, Mr. Goody Two-Shoes! 100 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:10,137 Mr. "Suck one gallon out of 10 cars instead of 10 gallons out of one car." 101 00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,875 Ethically it seemed somewhat more defensible. 102 00:13:12,983 --> 00:13:17,010 - Oh, you'll be sorry when I'm dead. - Oh, yeah? Prove it. 103 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:20,180 Come on. Get up. Out! 104 00:13:22,058 --> 00:13:26,825 Alex wasn't into drugs. That much I know for certain. 105 00:13:28,632 --> 00:13:32,159 He had so much going for him with the computers. 106 00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:36,398 He was brilliant. 107 00:13:36,506 --> 00:13:38,974 He had such a good heart. 108 00:13:39,075 --> 00:13:41,566 [Gagging] 109 00:13:41,678 --> 00:13:44,647 You put that in your article. 110 00:13:44,748 --> 00:13:47,148 That he didn't sell drugs. 111 00:13:48,885 --> 00:13:54,790 I guess you can see that I couldn't give him much growing up. 112 00:13:54,891 --> 00:13:57,724 But I did teach him right from wrong. 113 00:13:59,329 --> 00:14:01,797 How did Alex spend his time? 114 00:14:01,898 --> 00:14:05,390 Did he have a specific project he was working on? 115 00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:11,063 [Crying] I didn't see much of him these last few weeks. 116 00:14:11,174 --> 00:14:13,404 [Gagging] 117 00:14:16,279 --> 00:14:21,182 Um, may we see Alex's computer? 118 00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:29,455 [Computer Beeps] 119 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:36,891 That was his very favorite thing in all the world. 120 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:41,096 Alex said that if the house ever caught fire... 121 00:14:41,204 --> 00:14:44,230 it was the only thing worth saving. 122 00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:48,607 He even got it autographed by all the players in last year's U.S. Open. 123 00:14:48,712 --> 00:14:52,113 - Even Tiger Woods. See? - Wow. 124 00:14:52,215 --> 00:14:55,548 [Crying] I'm sure you gentlemen could do with a snack. 125 00:14:55,652 --> 00:14:58,120 I'll be right back. 126 00:15:01,858 --> 00:15:04,554 [Gagging, Retching] 127 00:15:04,661 --> 00:15:07,221 [Retching Continues] 128 00:15:08,565 --> 00:15:10,465 [Scoffs] Langly! 129 00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:13,229 [Sighs] That's okay. 130 00:15:13,336 --> 00:15:15,236 I'm better. Thanks. 131 00:15:15,338 --> 00:15:18,967 Fix it! Quick! 132 00:15:20,410 --> 00:15:22,310 Oh. 133 00:15:25,882 --> 00:15:29,750 - Oh, good grief. - Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. 134 00:15:35,925 --> 00:15:38,155 [Groans] 135 00:16:02,385 --> 00:16:04,717 [Computer Beeps] 136 00:16:04,821 --> 00:16:07,289 - What do you have? - A big lot of nothin'. 137 00:16:07,390 --> 00:16:09,654 The hard drive's been reformatted. 138 00:16:12,629 --> 00:16:15,029 Did you clean it up? 139 00:16:15,131 --> 00:16:17,599 Oh, yeah. 140 00:16:21,338 --> 00:16:24,307 You washed off all the names. 141 00:16:24,407 --> 00:16:26,602 Anybody got any Magic Markers? 142 00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:29,474 [Mrs. Goldsmith] Fellas, how does lemonade sound? 143 00:16:29,579 --> 00:16:32,309 Oh, damn! 144 00:16:38,321 --> 00:16:41,313 It's "Tiger," not "Tigger," you imbecile! 145 00:16:46,996 --> 00:16:48,896 Here you are, boys. 146 00:16:52,702 --> 00:16:57,605 Oh, that, uh... that looks lovely, but, uh... 147 00:16:57,707 --> 00:16:59,607 - We gotta go. - Yes. 148 00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:01,609 - Sorry. - Really, really sorry. 149 00:17:11,654 --> 00:17:14,885 - [Mrs. Goldsmith Screams] - We'll make it up to you! 150 00:17:14,991 --> 00:17:17,551 [Screaming Continues] 151 00:17:19,996 --> 00:17:21,964 - Told you I was sick. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 152 00:17:22,065 --> 00:17:25,398 Guys, I'm not sure Alex was the saint his mother thinks he was. 153 00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:30,396 - What's that? - It's a bank check dated four days ago... 154 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:34,170 made out to Alex Goldsmith for one million dollars. 155 00:18:07,977 --> 00:18:12,243 That's them. "Philanthropic Outreach Enterprises." P.O.E. 156 00:18:12,348 --> 00:18:14,475 P.O.E. Corporation. 157 00:18:14,584 --> 00:18:17,417 Are we to believe Alex Goldsmith was working for a charity? 158 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:20,045 Some charity... cutting million-dollar checks to hackers. 159 00:18:20,156 --> 00:18:22,852 Sounds good to me. 160 00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:26,087 The State Corporation Commission has jack squat on them. 161 00:18:26,196 --> 00:18:30,997 They have the C.E.O. registered as a oneJames Bond, for God's sakes. 162 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:35,901 A million bucks. I'd settle for $400 in cash to get my damn stomach pumped. 163 00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:38,496 Langly, run a plate. 164 00:18:38,608 --> 00:18:43,238 New York State. M- O-D-I-V, numeral 8. 165 00:18:43,346 --> 00:18:45,246 Shut up about your stomach. 166 00:18:45,348 --> 00:18:48,442 Oh, sure. My liver's shutting down, but who cares? 167 00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:52,146 "Philanthropic Outreach." I bet the last donations these guys made... 168 00:18:52,255 --> 00:18:55,224 was the three bullet holes they gave Alex Goldsmith. 169 00:18:55,325 --> 00:18:58,783 - You're guessing he hacked for them and then they killed him. - Mmm. 170 00:18:58,895 --> 00:19:01,796 The car's registered to oneJames Bond. Cute. 171 00:19:01,898 --> 00:19:06,335 Hey, check it. Mr. Bond, I presume. 172 00:19:10,473 --> 00:19:11,963 Let's follow him. 173 00:19:34,497 --> 00:19:38,729 - [Byers] He's certainly in a hurry. - Late for a secret meeting? 174 00:19:43,673 --> 00:19:46,540 [Beeping] 175 00:20:04,861 --> 00:20:07,796 [Beeping Continues] 176 00:20:31,754 --> 00:20:34,416 [Whistle Blows] 177 00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:37,459 [Beeping Continues] 178 00:20:47,904 --> 00:20:51,271 [Football Beeping] 179 00:20:55,111 --> 00:20:58,808 [Beeping Continues] 180 00:20:58,915 --> 00:21:01,509 [Players Chattering] 181 00:21:01,618 --> 00:21:04,917 So, what do you figure? 182 00:21:05,021 --> 00:21:07,319 - Uh, Frohike... - Hmm? 183 00:21:07,423 --> 00:21:09,823 [Players Grunting] 184 00:21:09,926 --> 00:21:13,919 [Blows Whistle] Civilians on the field! Time out! 185 00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:17,693 [Groaning] 186 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,496 [Beeping Continues] 187 00:21:20,603 --> 00:21:23,902 - [Grunts, Groans] - Frohike, are you okay? 188 00:21:24,007 --> 00:21:27,374 Oh, sure. Somebody's car alarm keeps going off. 189 00:21:27,477 --> 00:21:30,537 What the hell? Are you guys blind or what? 190 00:21:32,548 --> 00:21:34,880 Um, Langly. 191 00:21:34,984 --> 00:21:38,750 Watch out, guys. Comin'through. 192 00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:45,188 A blind football team? 193 00:21:45,294 --> 00:21:47,854 Not just a team, but a league. 194 00:21:47,964 --> 00:21:51,730 We're the first, but we got franchises startin'up... 195 00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:56,203 in California, Arizona and Florida. 196 00:21:56,305 --> 00:21:59,069 God bless modern technology. 197 00:21:59,175 --> 00:22:01,871 Sonar helmets, beeping footballs. 198 00:22:01,978 --> 00:22:04,071 I know it'll work. 199 00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:09,982 I promise you. One day, you'll be watching these men on ESPN. 200 00:22:10,086 --> 00:22:12,247 - [Whistle Blows] - How you feeling? 201 00:22:12,355 --> 00:22:14,721 Oh, peachy. 202 00:22:14,824 --> 00:22:16,815 Nothing broken. [Slaps Back] 203 00:22:16,926 --> 00:22:20,828 So, all this was your brainchild, Mr... 204 00:22:20,930 --> 00:22:23,831 Bond. Jimmy Bond. Call meJimmy. 205 00:22:23,933 --> 00:22:27,061 - [Clattering] - Oh! Nice hustle, guys! 206 00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:31,470 - Now give me some wind sprints. - You got it, Coach! Boo-rah! 207 00:22:31,574 --> 00:22:34,065 [Players Whooping] 208 00:22:34,177 --> 00:22:37,840 [Whooping, Shouting] 209 00:22:37,947 --> 00:22:41,781 Um, listen. I'm real sorry about you getting tagged. 210 00:22:41,884 --> 00:22:45,752 But this practice is private. You gentlemen here for a reason? 211 00:22:45,855 --> 00:22:49,086 We're journalists. We're interested in doing a story about your league. 212 00:22:49,192 --> 00:22:52,127 - Sports Illustrated? - The Lone Gunman. 213 00:22:52,228 --> 00:22:54,753 Right on. Huntin' and fishin'. 214 00:22:54,864 --> 00:22:56,764 I like that. 215 00:22:56,866 --> 00:22:59,960 Specifically, we're wondering how you fund this operation. 216 00:23:00,069 --> 00:23:03,061 - It must be expensive. - Yes, it is. 217 00:23:03,172 --> 00:23:06,471 But how do you put a price tag on a dream? 218 00:23:06,576 --> 00:23:09,044 Now I know that it sounds corny... 219 00:23:09,145 --> 00:23:12,911 but when I look at those men's faces... 220 00:23:13,015 --> 00:23:15,950 when they make a tackle, catch a pass... 221 00:23:17,954 --> 00:23:20,286 Okay, that hasn't actually happened yet. 222 00:23:20,389 --> 00:23:22,323 But still, to me... 223 00:23:22,425 --> 00:23:25,451 it's worth all the silver in Fort Knox. 224 00:23:25,561 --> 00:23:27,791 That's very touching. 225 00:23:27,897 --> 00:23:33,392 This is America, and every citizen has a God-given right to play football. 226 00:23:33,503 --> 00:23:37,064 - Where do you get your money from? - We're a charitable endowment. 227 00:23:37,173 --> 00:23:40,404 We have benefactors that really believe in what we got going on here. 228 00:23:40,510 --> 00:23:42,410 Who are they? We'd love to talk to them. 229 00:23:42,512 --> 00:23:47,575 So would I. To thank them. They're completely anonymous. 230 00:23:47,683 --> 00:23:51,642 And they want to keep it that way. They're not in it for the glory. 231 00:23:51,754 --> 00:23:54,848 - [Whistle Blows] - Shouldn't you guys be writin' this down? 232 00:23:54,957 --> 00:23:57,425 Uh, yeah. 233 00:23:57,527 --> 00:24:01,293 Look, we'rejust gonna go back to the mobile news unit. 234 00:24:01,397 --> 00:24:03,490 We're just gonna grab a tape recorder. 235 00:24:03,599 --> 00:24:05,760 We'll be, uh, right back. 236 00:24:09,472 --> 00:24:12,703 Hey, Coach! 237 00:24:12,809 --> 00:24:16,176 - Got him! - High five! Yeah! 238 00:24:16,279 --> 00:24:18,179 [Grunts] 239 00:24:18,281 --> 00:24:18,381 Yeesh. Can that guy be for real? 240 00:24:18,381 --> 00:24:21,077 Yeesh. Can that guy be for real? 241 00:24:21,184 --> 00:24:24,620 Well, he's no criminal mastermind. Of that I'm fairly certain. 242 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:28,383 But this P.O.E. has a certain agenda, even if he doesn't. 243 00:24:28,491 --> 00:24:31,392 Well, let's get the hell outta here and stop wastin' our time. 244 00:24:31,494 --> 00:24:35,055 - Yeah. - [Engine Cranking] 245 00:24:35,164 --> 00:24:38,258 [All Sighing] 246 00:24:38,367 --> 00:24:42,098 Boys, knock yourselves out. 247 00:24:42,205 --> 00:24:44,105 Where are you going? 248 00:24:44,207 --> 00:24:47,233 Somebody's gotta suck the pipe. It ain't gonna be me. 249 00:24:47,343 --> 00:24:49,868 Langly. 250 00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:07,991 Hello? Anybody? 251 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,173 Can I help you? 252 00:25:28,684 --> 00:25:32,586 I... can help you. For a price. 253 00:25:32,688 --> 00:25:35,680 I'm guessing that you knew a kid named Alex Goldsmith. 254 00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:38,453 Number two hacker in America. 255 00:25:38,561 --> 00:25:41,291 Why settle for number two when you can have number one? 256 00:25:41,397 --> 00:25:45,766 - That would be you? - Exactly. Whatever he was doing, I can do it better. 257 00:25:45,868 --> 00:25:48,098 Without even knowing what it is? 258 00:25:48,204 --> 00:25:51,435 Doesn't matter. As long as we're talking computers, I got the man skills. 259 00:25:51,540 --> 00:25:54,441 So it's all downhill, if you know what I'm sayin'. Come check me out. 260 00:26:16,933 --> 00:26:19,800 Want to be a five-star general? Just click the button. 261 00:26:27,743 --> 00:26:30,303 There. That makes the Pentagon, theJet Propulsion Lab... 262 00:26:30,413 --> 00:26:33,143 and the Queen's Bank of George Town, Cayman Islands. 263 00:26:33,249 --> 00:26:35,979 I hacked into 'em all inside of 19 minutes. 264 00:26:36,085 --> 00:26:38,645 Plus I reset your systems clock. Daylight savings. 265 00:26:38,754 --> 00:26:42,850 - I got the job? - You got the job. 266 00:26:48,764 --> 00:26:51,858 [Muffled Cries] 267 00:26:51,968 --> 00:26:54,129 [Football Beeping] 268 00:26:54,236 --> 00:26:56,397 - Here you go. - Thank you. 269 00:26:56,505 --> 00:26:59,099 - Glad to help. - [Whistle Blows] 270 00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:03,577 [Cell Phone Ringing] 271 00:27:03,679 --> 00:27:08,412 - Hello? Oh! - Hello? Frohike? 272 00:27:08,517 --> 00:27:11,714 [Groaning] Hey, get off me! You're crushing my pelvis! 273 00:27:11,821 --> 00:27:14,619 - Oh, man! - Are you talking to Byers? Should I call back? 274 00:27:14,724 --> 00:27:17,693 No, it's not Byers. It's just some huge guy. 275 00:27:17,793 --> 00:27:20,261 I mean... I mean... What is it, Yves? 276 00:27:20,363 --> 00:27:23,389 I just thought I should let you know the whereabouts of your obnoxious friend. 277 00:27:23,499 --> 00:27:25,592 Langly? Where the hell is he? 278 00:27:27,636 --> 00:27:31,868 At the moment, being loaded into a car trunk. 279 00:27:31,974 --> 00:27:34,101 [Muffled Cries] 280 00:27:47,356 --> 00:27:50,120 - Langly's in there? - [Yves] Top floor, most likely. 281 00:27:50,226 --> 00:27:53,218 I'm guessing this is where Alex Goldsmith was murdered. 282 00:27:53,329 --> 00:27:55,991 - What is this place? - The Belamirsk Embassy. 283 00:27:56,098 --> 00:27:58,259 Where the hell is Belamirsk? 284 00:27:58,367 --> 00:28:01,302 A breakaway republic from the former Soviet Union, recognized by the U.S. last year. 285 00:28:01,404 --> 00:28:04,464 At least there's one of you who isn't completely hopeless. 286 00:28:04,573 --> 00:28:07,770 - Looks secure. - Very. 287 00:28:07,877 --> 00:28:11,278 Motion detectors, armed guards, not to mention diplomatic immunity. 288 00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:13,940 Langly may as well be in Belamirsk. 289 00:28:14,050 --> 00:28:18,180 But what does a breakaway republic have to do with a bogus charity? 290 00:28:18,287 --> 00:28:23,122 An arms deal. The ruling party's faced with a rebel faction it wants to quash. 291 00:28:23,225 --> 00:28:26,752 They reckon a few metric tons of nerve gas will do the trick nicely. 292 00:28:26,862 --> 00:28:30,059 P.O.E. is a shell company created to hide the transaction. 293 00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:32,726 For some reason, they need a good hacker to complete the deal. 294 00:28:32,835 --> 00:28:35,633 You know a lot more about this than you told us before. 295 00:28:35,738 --> 00:28:37,467 What are you doing in Long Island? 296 00:28:37,573 --> 00:28:40,041 - I presume you're profiting off this. - What's your angle? 297 00:28:40,142 --> 00:28:44,442 - It's none of your business. - I'll take a wild stab and say money. Filthy lucre. 298 00:28:44,547 --> 00:28:48,483 If money's all you want, why don't you walk in there and do their hacking yourself? 299 00:28:48,584 --> 00:28:52,281 Do you think they'll let Langly live to enjoy his profits? 300 00:28:54,223 --> 00:28:57,681 [Muffled Shouting] 301 00:28:57,793 --> 00:29:01,251 Ow! Man! Watch the lips! Mm. 302 00:29:01,363 --> 00:29:04,127 I gotta say... so far this job sucks! 303 00:29:04,233 --> 00:29:07,134 You'll use these. You have T-1 access, of course. 304 00:29:07,236 --> 00:29:10,569 - What's the hack? - "E" Stock online accounts. 305 00:29:10,673 --> 00:29:14,473 Set up a bogus corporation, access the account debiting protocols... 306 00:29:14,577 --> 00:29:18,138 and transact a 50-share I.P.O. purchase... 307 00:29:18,247 --> 00:29:22,946 at $10 a share on every "E" Stock account. 308 00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:25,384 - Every account? - Yeah. 309 00:29:25,488 --> 00:29:27,388 That's probably 100,000 people. 310 00:29:27,490 --> 00:29:31,984 Fifty shares at $10 a share, and you'll raise $50 million just like that. 311 00:29:32,094 --> 00:29:35,586 And just like that, you'll have the S.E.C. and Justice on your tail. 312 00:29:35,698 --> 00:29:39,498 You gotta know they monitor every online transaction for fraud. 313 00:29:39,602 --> 00:29:42,036 Just make it happen by midnight. 314 00:29:45,274 --> 00:29:47,265 [Door Closes] 315 00:29:52,781 --> 00:29:54,681 [Sighs] 316 00:30:13,702 --> 00:30:16,102 We could kill their alarm system. That's a start. 317 00:30:16,205 --> 00:30:18,605 Then what? You can't go bursting in there like the cavalry. 318 00:30:18,707 --> 00:30:22,609 What is going on with Langly? He hitchhikes all the way back to P.O.E. for what? 319 00:30:22,711 --> 00:30:25,578 Just to get grabbed? I mean, what was he thinking? 320 00:30:25,681 --> 00:30:29,117 He was thinking with his heart, not his head. It was that question he asked of me: 321 00:30:29,218 --> 00:30:31,118 How far will we go? 322 00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:34,121 - Meaning? - How far will we go to tell the truth... 323 00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:37,556 to get the story, to fight the good fight? 324 00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:39,560 This is his answer. All the way. 325 00:30:39,662 --> 00:30:42,028 That dope. He's gonna get himself killed. 326 00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:44,599 Not just yet. Not if he's useful to them. 327 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:47,669 I assume he is, which buys us a little time. 328 00:30:47,770 --> 00:30:50,568 I've dealt with these kinds of people more often than I can say. 329 00:30:50,673 --> 00:30:55,906 I know their type. First, we have to find out exactly what's going on in there. 330 00:30:56,011 --> 00:31:00,141 - I could sneak in. - In broad daylight? Not easy. 331 00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:02,877 Why sneak in when you can ring the doorbell? 332 00:31:02,985 --> 00:31:05,579 Especially if you're someone they know. 333 00:31:05,688 --> 00:31:05,788 Good scrimmage, guys! Way to go! 334 00:31:05,788 --> 00:31:08,382 Good scrimmage, guys! Way to go! 335 00:31:08,490 --> 00:31:12,085 - Benny, nice T.D! High five. - [Byers] Mr. Bond? 336 00:31:12,194 --> 00:31:14,458 - Back for more, huh? - [Grunt, Thud] 337 00:31:14,563 --> 00:31:17,361 It's irresistible. The passion of these guys. 338 00:31:17,466 --> 00:31:21,698 I'm tellin' ya. Monday Night Football better watch their butts! 339 00:31:21,804 --> 00:31:24,602 [Whooping] Love this game! 340 00:31:24,707 --> 00:31:26,732 Well, enjoy it while you can. 341 00:31:26,842 --> 00:31:29,640 I think you just watched your last blind football game. 342 00:31:29,745 --> 00:31:32,145 [Laughs] What are you talkin' about? 343 00:31:32,248 --> 00:31:35,046 There is no league, bub. We checked. 344 00:31:35,150 --> 00:31:39,109 The other franchises don't exist. There's just you. 345 00:31:39,221 --> 00:31:42,588 P.O.E. is a front set up to cover an illegal arms deal. 346 00:31:42,691 --> 00:31:45,717 - And you're the fall guy. - Me? 347 00:31:45,828 --> 00:31:47,728 [Byers] Yours is the only name on record. 348 00:31:47,863 --> 00:31:51,822 Your company had a bank check cut to a computer programmer named Alex Goldsmith. 349 00:31:51,934 --> 00:31:54,300 He was gonna design our Web page. 350 00:31:54,403 --> 00:31:57,964 - He's dead. - Murdered by your friend at P.O.E. 351 00:32:04,513 --> 00:32:09,314 I knew it! I knew there was something up with that guy. 352 00:32:09,418 --> 00:32:13,548 He wouldn't give me his name, his phone number. 353 00:32:13,656 --> 00:32:17,752 Always talking about anonymous benefactors. 354 00:32:17,860 --> 00:32:21,352 Oh, man. 355 00:32:21,463 --> 00:32:24,330 - Stupid, stupid, stupid! - [Football Beeping] 356 00:32:26,468 --> 00:32:28,868 Anybody could've made the same mistake. 357 00:32:28,971 --> 00:32:31,701 Yeah. Blind football. Who wouldn't sign on for that? 358 00:32:31,807 --> 00:32:34,742 Hey, that was my idea! I thought that up. 359 00:32:37,579 --> 00:32:40,139 What about my team? 360 00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:42,740 What happens to them? 361 00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:49,286 You know, some people actually laugh at those guys. 362 00:32:49,391 --> 00:32:54,727 Like blind football's funny. Like it's a lost cause. 363 00:32:54,830 --> 00:32:58,630 I think they're missing the point. 364 00:33:01,036 --> 00:33:04,028 These boys are out here because it's difficult. 365 00:33:04,139 --> 00:33:06,198 Because people say it can't be done. 366 00:33:07,543 --> 00:33:10,068 They have courage. 367 00:33:10,179 --> 00:33:13,205 And God knows that we need more guys like that... 368 00:33:13,315 --> 00:33:17,217 that have the courage to fight for the lost causes. 369 00:33:18,954 --> 00:33:21,718 Because every now and then... 370 00:33:22,925 --> 00:33:24,825 one of them wins. 371 00:33:31,533 --> 00:33:34,730 That guy who set you up? 372 00:33:34,837 --> 00:33:36,737 We know where you can find him. 373 00:33:53,088 --> 00:33:56,649 [Jimmy On Speaker] Hello? Hello? 374 00:33:56,759 --> 00:33:58,852 Hello! 375 00:34:02,965 --> 00:34:07,197 Open up! You people, open up! 376 00:34:12,207 --> 00:34:14,937 Hey there. Remember me? 377 00:34:15,043 --> 00:34:17,534 How's it shaking, buddy? 378 00:34:17,646 --> 00:34:19,978 Mr. Bond, why are you here? 379 00:34:20,082 --> 00:34:22,312 I was in the neighborhood. 380 00:34:22,418 --> 00:34:24,818 Came by to meet the anonymous benefactors. 381 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:29,619 Hello! Anonymous benefactors! 382 00:34:29,725 --> 00:34:32,888 - Mr. Bond... - Oh! You know what I just found out? 383 00:34:32,995 --> 00:34:36,396 There aren't any! Know what else I found out? 384 00:34:36,498 --> 00:34:39,763 You're a murderer who plans to buy a bunch of nerve gas... 385 00:34:39,868 --> 00:34:42,894 and you set me up to be your fall guy! 386 00:34:43,005 --> 00:34:45,735 Where did you get these ideas? 387 00:34:45,841 --> 00:34:49,470 I know some people, okay? Investigative journalists. 388 00:34:49,578 --> 00:34:52,479 They write for this hunting and fishing magazine... 389 00:34:52,581 --> 00:34:56,108 and they set me straight about everything! 390 00:34:56,218 --> 00:34:59,984 You're going down, my German friend. 391 00:35:00,088 --> 00:35:01,749 I'm not German. 392 00:35:03,625 --> 00:35:07,652 You're going up. Up, up the river! 393 00:35:07,763 --> 00:35:10,755 I just wanted to tell you personally... 394 00:35:10,866 --> 00:35:14,632 so that every time you're in that prison TV room... 395 00:35:14,736 --> 00:35:18,172 watching football, you'll think about me... 396 00:35:18,273 --> 00:35:20,173 and my boys. 397 00:35:23,645 --> 00:35:25,670 [Grunts] 398 00:35:30,486 --> 00:35:33,182 Please tell me that wasn't part of the plan. 399 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:49,032 [Langly] Psst. Psst. Hey, guy. 400 00:35:49,137 --> 00:35:51,401 James Bond. 401 00:36:02,251 --> 00:36:06,585 - Is your name Langly? - Yeah. What are you doing here? 402 00:36:06,688 --> 00:36:09,714 Brought you a little present from your friends. 403 00:36:11,059 --> 00:36:14,153 Although I don't think it'll fit under this door. 404 00:36:14,263 --> 00:36:18,290 Oh! Wait. I just had a thought. 405 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,340 [Quietly] How's that? 406 00:36:28,777 --> 00:36:32,406 By all means, keep whispering. Don't want to alert anyone. 407 00:36:32,514 --> 00:36:36,382 Anyway, here you go. 408 00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:40,819 This is what you call a ghostly mode circle. 409 00:36:40,923 --> 00:36:44,654 - Ghost modem circuit. - Yeah, pretty much. 410 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,854 It enables you to contact your friends outside... 411 00:36:47,963 --> 00:36:51,490 without the fear of, uh, electrical surveillance... 412 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,694 over-riddance, which has to do with cadence... 413 00:36:54,803 --> 00:36:56,703 Don't even try, all right? 414 00:36:56,805 --> 00:36:59,706 You just plug it in to your A.C. outlet over there. 415 00:36:59,808 --> 00:37:02,333 D.C. Thanks. 416 00:37:12,554 --> 00:37:15,387 [Frohike] We got traffic. 417 00:37:17,826 --> 00:37:21,387 Langly, what the hell are you doing in there, you moron? 418 00:37:21,496 --> 00:37:25,330 - I put my butt on the line to get the scoop on the P.O.E. - And did you? 419 00:37:25,434 --> 00:37:29,234 They want me to rip off"E"Stock for $50 million, but I don't know for what. 420 00:37:29,338 --> 00:37:32,205 We do. It's their little slush fund for buying nerve gas... 421 00:37:32,307 --> 00:37:34,332 meant to be dropped on the rebels in Bela... 422 00:37:34,443 --> 00:37:36,343 - Belamirsk. - Yeah. 423 00:37:36,445 --> 00:37:38,970 [Byers] It'll kill thousands, Langly. 424 00:37:39,081 --> 00:37:43,108 Alex Goldsmith must've found out about it. Probably refused to do the work. 425 00:37:43,218 --> 00:37:46,745 - Then they murdered him for it. - So what are you thinking, man? 426 00:37:46,888 --> 00:37:49,857 Well, I'm not stealing their 50 million. That's for sure. 427 00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:53,223 - I'm not gonna help them kill a bunch of Bela... whatevers. - Then they'll kill you. 428 00:37:55,464 --> 00:38:00,163 - Do exactly as they say. - Excuse me? 429 00:38:00,268 --> 00:38:03,066 Did they provide an account number to transfer the money into? 430 00:38:03,171 --> 00:38:05,662 Yeah. Some Eastern European bank. 431 00:38:05,774 --> 00:38:08,902 Langly's just where we need him. 432 00:38:09,011 --> 00:38:11,002 What? 433 00:38:11,113 --> 00:38:11,213 [Clock Chiming] 434 00:38:11,213 --> 00:38:14,808 [Clock Chiming] 435 00:38:20,722 --> 00:38:24,055 I trust you are ready. 436 00:38:24,159 --> 00:38:26,218 [Knuckles Cracking] 437 00:38:31,867 --> 00:38:33,767 Frohike, showtime. 438 00:38:36,004 --> 00:38:40,100 Okay. Here goes nothing. 439 00:38:47,716 --> 00:38:51,914 [Forced Coughing, Grunts] 440 00:38:57,459 --> 00:38:59,654 - That's it? - That's it. 441 00:38:59,761 --> 00:39:02,992 Fifty million clams. Told you I was the best. 442 00:39:03,098 --> 00:39:06,499 All of it transferred to the account number I gave you? 443 00:39:06,601 --> 00:39:08,228 Right here. 444 00:39:11,073 --> 00:39:12,973 An excellent job. 445 00:39:13,075 --> 00:39:14,975 Damn straight it is. 446 00:39:15,077 --> 00:39:17,568 Let's see that you get paid. 447 00:39:17,679 --> 00:39:21,012 [Shouting In Russian] 448 00:39:21,116 --> 00:39:24,574 [Continues In Russian] 449 00:39:28,390 --> 00:39:32,417 - What's going on? - I'll be back. 450 00:39:35,464 --> 00:39:38,695 What the hell just happened? 451 00:39:44,339 --> 00:39:47,706 [Speaking Russian] 452 00:39:50,645 --> 00:39:53,205 - What? - Come on. Jump. 453 00:39:54,616 --> 00:39:57,050 - Do it! Jump! - What? Are you nuts? 454 00:39:57,152 --> 00:39:59,620 I jumped. It's not that far. 455 00:40:08,063 --> 00:40:10,395 - Good luck. - What? 456 00:40:10,499 --> 00:40:12,399 Hey, where are you going? 457 00:40:14,603 --> 00:40:16,969 Bingo. 458 00:40:17,072 --> 00:40:19,734 - Come on. I'll catch you. - Catch me? 459 00:40:19,841 --> 00:40:22,173 - [Man Shouting In Russian] - You promise? 460 00:40:22,277 --> 00:40:24,438 Yeah. 461 00:40:27,082 --> 00:40:29,880 I gotcha. Come on. 462 00:40:29,985 --> 00:40:32,681 - I gotcha. - Hurry up. Come on. 463 00:40:34,422 --> 00:40:36,754 [Langly Grunts] 464 00:40:36,858 --> 00:40:39,486 [Shouts In Russian] 465 00:40:46,067 --> 00:40:48,467 [Groaning] 466 00:40:50,605 --> 00:40:52,573 [Shouts In Russian] 467 00:40:52,674 --> 00:40:54,869 [Gunshots] 468 00:40:54,976 --> 00:40:58,673 [Shots, Shouting Continue] 469 00:41:00,982 --> 00:41:03,780 Come on! Hurry, hurry! Come on! 470 00:41:06,121 --> 00:41:08,749 [All Grunting] 471 00:41:12,661 --> 00:41:15,596 [Shouting] 472 00:41:15,697 --> 00:41:17,722 [Jimmy] Yeehaw! Right on! 473 00:41:17,833 --> 00:41:20,267 Man, you guys live life on the edge! 474 00:41:20,368 --> 00:41:22,268 - Get off me! - Byers, we just can't leave. 475 00:41:22,370 --> 00:41:25,066 I got that guy his money. He's gonna buy nerve gas with it. 476 00:41:25,173 --> 00:41:28,939 - No, he won't. The ruling party in his country is bankrupt. - What are you talking about? 477 00:41:29,044 --> 00:41:32,639 Yves siphoned that Belamirsk account you provided her. Stole God knows how many millions. 478 00:41:32,747 --> 00:41:35,409 What? What about the $50 million I stole? 479 00:41:35,517 --> 00:41:37,712 You never stole it. Yves made it look like you did. 480 00:41:37,819 --> 00:41:40,754 Hey, where the hell is Yves anyway? 481 00:41:40,856 --> 00:41:44,553 She's gone, after having transferred the money to an untraceable account, I assume. 482 00:41:44,659 --> 00:41:48,356 Take the money and run. That was her plan all along. 483 00:41:48,463 --> 00:41:50,795 And we're right back where we started. 484 00:42:22,697 --> 00:42:25,598 So, uh, she forgives you? 485 00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:28,498 Yeah. Well, a million dollars forgives a lot. 486 00:42:28,603 --> 00:42:31,436 That was good of you. Giving her the check was the right thing to do. 487 00:42:31,539 --> 00:42:33,598 Yeah, man. I'm proud of you. 488 00:42:33,708 --> 00:42:36,438 Oh, shut up the both of you. We're still flat-ass broke... 489 00:42:36,544 --> 00:42:39,445 we're sitting on another great story we don't have the money to publish... 490 00:42:39,547 --> 00:42:42,107 and last week's issues are still on the loading dock. 491 00:42:42,217 --> 00:42:44,811 Let's just go home. 492 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:48,219 [Engine Cranking] 493 00:42:49,691 --> 00:42:51,659 [Sighs] 494 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:55,355 (music) [Whistling] 495 00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,991 That's it. I'm gettin' a horse. 496 00:43:07,475 --> 00:43:10,808 Oh, man. Hey, guys! 497 00:43:10,912 --> 00:43:12,971 It's last week's Lone Gunman. 498 00:43:13,081 --> 00:43:15,914 The whole press run. How did this get here? 499 00:43:16,017 --> 00:43:19,009 Oh, no. No way. 500 00:43:21,022 --> 00:43:23,718 Jimmy? You paid for these? 501 00:43:26,061 --> 00:43:29,189 You guys fight the lost causes. 502 00:43:30,765 --> 00:43:32,858 I want to help. 503 00:43:37,138 --> 00:43:39,038 [Crash] 504 00:44:24,319 --> 00:44:26,082 [Child] I made this! 505 00:44:26,132 --> 00:44:30,682 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0